1 00:00:06,510 --> 00:00:10,670 Hi. Oh, don't look at me like that. You've got a face like a Bursetti. 2 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:15,530 I asked for a trim. You look good. You look French, which is good. 3 00:00:16,290 --> 00:00:18,810 Hello, Lily, Clary, sorry. 4 00:00:19,650 --> 00:00:20,650 Bonjour. 5 00:00:21,270 --> 00:00:26,650 I know it's a big ask, but could we possibly swap tables? 6 00:00:27,130 --> 00:00:32,409 It's just that three years ago, me and Sophie had our first date sitting where 7 00:00:32,409 --> 00:00:38,530 you are now, and today I'm going to ask her a very important question. 8 00:00:38,970 --> 00:00:40,630 Oh! Yes, yes. 9 00:00:41,030 --> 00:00:42,110 Come on, Clare, let's move. 10 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:46,290 You get more leg room and we'll have front row seats for the cabaret. Good 11 00:00:46,290 --> 00:00:47,350 luck, good luck. Thank you, thank you. 12 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:50,950 Oh, 13 00:00:51,690 --> 00:00:52,890 she's coming, she's coming. 14 00:00:53,230 --> 00:00:54,230 She's here. 15 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:56,250 Sophie! 16 00:00:56,480 --> 00:01:00,200 Oh, Sammy, I have had a day of it. I've just been working on my year three's 17 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,200 Halloween project. 18 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:03,760 Sophie. Do you know spiders don't have any teeth? 19 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:06,340 Thank you. 20 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:09,400 Sophie, there's something I need to say. 21 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:10,900 There all is? 22 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:18,240 Um, three years ago, we had our first date here. And, well, there's no one 23 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:19,660 I'd rather have adventures with. 24 00:01:20,820 --> 00:01:22,840 So, um... 25 00:01:26,230 --> 00:01:32,530 Erm, Sophie Sweetly, will you marry me? Yes! 26 00:01:32,910 --> 00:01:34,090 Yes! Yes! 27 00:01:37,610 --> 00:01:39,050 Oh, no! 28 00:01:39,630 --> 00:01:40,910 Stop, please! 29 00:01:41,110 --> 00:01:42,710 Stop! Stop it! 30 00:01:43,510 --> 00:01:46,570 Oh, dear. Oh, my goodness. 31 00:01:58,700 --> 00:01:59,900 Oh, my hero. 32 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:01,760 So you didn't catch him then? 33 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:03,040 No. 34 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:05,100 Not even Usain Bolt could have caught him then. 35 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,040 I'm not Usain Bolt. 36 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:08,860 Oh. 37 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:11,840 Well, on the plus side, she did say yes. 38 00:02:12,160 --> 00:02:14,260 Oh, yes, no, I know, I know. 39 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:19,360 But that man, I mean, he's ruined Sophie's special moment. 40 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,020 Yeah, you won't get away with it. 41 00:02:21,500 --> 00:02:22,478 Newton's third law. 42 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,380 Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. 43 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,020 Calmer, isn't it? 44 00:02:38,030 --> 00:02:39,290 I'll talk with you. 45 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:43,730 Three, and still no more. 46 00:02:44,090 --> 00:02:48,150 Five, six, for your dancing tricks. 47 00:02:48,890 --> 00:02:52,830 Seven, eight, you have met your fate. 48 00:03:15,690 --> 00:03:21,890 The ghouls all came from their humble abode to get a jolt from my electrode. 49 00:03:22,210 --> 00:03:23,210 They did the mesh. 50 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:25,270 Monster mesh. 51 00:03:25,510 --> 00:03:26,510 The monster mesh. 52 00:03:26,590 --> 00:03:30,570 Anyway, this scumbag got away with three handbags, two phones and a mobility 53 00:03:30,570 --> 00:03:32,270 scooter. Outside the bingo. 54 00:03:33,070 --> 00:03:35,970 Good morning. Oh, Sophie. 55 00:03:36,210 --> 00:03:42,110 I heard. What an absolute tragedy. I assume the engagement's off now. No. Why 56 00:03:42,110 --> 00:03:43,110 would it be? 57 00:03:43,269 --> 00:03:47,010 Well, you might be cursed. Yeah, let's, um, let's get your gown on. Why would 58 00:03:47,010 --> 00:03:48,010 you say that? 59 00:03:48,130 --> 00:03:49,130 How are you doing? 60 00:03:49,370 --> 00:03:50,370 Oh, not bad. 61 00:03:50,610 --> 00:03:53,850 I just, I can't believe someone would steal a ring in broad daylight. 62 00:03:54,090 --> 00:03:56,570 I know, it's such a Bobby Dazzler as well. Yeah, I belong to Sammy's 63 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,630 grandmother. It was completely irreplaceable. 64 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:01,070 But on the bright side, I'm getting married. Woo! 65 00:04:01,730 --> 00:04:04,710 Yeah, and I've asked my friend Venetia to be maid of honour. I think maybe a 66 00:04:04,710 --> 00:04:06,330 big bouncy blowout for her. 67 00:04:06,570 --> 00:04:07,730 Oh, hello, Sammy. 68 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:09,980 Hello. Hi, Sammy. 69 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:11,560 Husband-to-be. 70 00:04:11,780 --> 00:04:13,060 Hiya. You OK? 71 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:17,140 Oh, you know, mustn't grumble. Just trying to channel my energy into 72 00:04:17,140 --> 00:04:21,480 something positive. So, er, can I leave some flyers? Yeah, whatever for? 73 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:26,720 Well, as you may know, I run the Neighbourhood Watch scheme, so I've 74 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:30,720 teamed up with the local estate agents to form a Halloween action group. 75 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,980 Hag. None taken. 76 00:04:33,870 --> 00:04:35,890 We've got a meeting tonight at eight. 77 00:04:36,390 --> 00:04:38,410 I hope to see you there. 78 00:04:38,630 --> 00:04:43,890 Oh, can I have two? Oh, so fancy. I'll start with this one. We should head off. 79 00:04:44,190 --> 00:04:47,510 Yes, oh, one more thing. Could you pay a visit to my grandmother? 80 00:04:48,030 --> 00:04:50,950 She's housebound because somebody stole her scooter. 81 00:04:51,710 --> 00:04:52,930 The mobility scooter. 82 00:04:53,310 --> 00:04:54,770 And I know she'd love a haircut. 83 00:04:55,430 --> 00:04:59,750 Yeah, sure, just give me a dress in time, I'll be there. Lovely. OK, let's 84 00:04:59,750 --> 00:05:00,750 go. Lots to plan. 85 00:05:20,230 --> 00:05:24,050 Sorry, we don't keep cash in the house. No, I've got an appointment with Mrs. 86 00:05:24,130 --> 00:05:26,210 Marigold. And you are? 87 00:05:26,690 --> 00:05:27,750 Lily Petal. 88 00:05:28,670 --> 00:05:30,750 Is Mrs. Marigold expecting you? 89 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:34,890 Yeah. Well, very much hope so. Her grandson's arranged me to cut her hair. 90 00:05:35,250 --> 00:05:36,690 Do you have any identification? 91 00:05:37,710 --> 00:05:39,150 Moses, leave the lady alone. 92 00:05:39,910 --> 00:05:41,030 Come on in, love. 93 00:05:41,610 --> 00:05:43,030 I guess you can come in. 94 00:05:44,350 --> 00:05:45,450 Thanks. Right. 95 00:05:47,900 --> 00:05:48,759 Thank you very much. 96 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:53,020 Mrs. Margaret Marygold. I can't introduce myself, you know, Moses. 97 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,980 Lily Petal, I am here to attend to your crowning glory. 98 00:05:58,300 --> 00:05:59,300 Oh, wonderful. 99 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:03,020 Because as you can see, my hairdo is more of a hairdo. 100 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,160 Well, I guess I will see you tomorrow. 101 00:06:06,660 --> 00:06:08,320 I'm counting the moments. 102 00:06:08,580 --> 00:06:09,580 Me too. 103 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,940 Goodbye. Oh, he's a lovely lad. 104 00:06:13,860 --> 00:06:17,100 Right, so I need somewhere to set up my salon. Well, it's a bit... 105 00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:21,160 Cluttered round here. I can't manage the stairs anymore, you know. It's OK. Maybe 106 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:24,360 you could set up in the kitchen. Great. Sit down. Move the cat. 107 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:26,080 OK. 108 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:27,540 Hey. 109 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:29,660 Oh. He's 77. 110 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,060 What? Oh, in cat years. 111 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:35,260 No. He was stuffed 60 years ago. 112 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:37,180 You mean he's dead? 113 00:06:37,460 --> 00:06:38,460 Well, what do you think? 114 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,160 Move him. 115 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:42,120 Careful! 116 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:47,500 My late husband Torquin was an extremely accomplished taxidermist. 117 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:49,280 A miracle worker. 118 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,720 The immortal Mr. Marigold, that's what they called him. 119 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:56,560 And do they feel like good company, these animals? 120 00:06:57,140 --> 00:06:58,420 No, they're dead. 121 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:00,660 Yes. 122 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:03,760 Anyway, I don't need company. 123 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:10,420 I have my grandson and his fiancée and Moses. 124 00:07:11,870 --> 00:07:13,850 And the people at the top of the stairs. 125 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:16,690 I'm sorry, I thought you lived here alone. 126 00:07:17,130 --> 00:07:18,130 So did I. 127 00:07:18,650 --> 00:07:22,390 But there's a strange bunch of folk moved in upstairs. 128 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,010 What kind of folk? 129 00:07:24,150 --> 00:07:30,390 Well, I think they're a religious cult because I hear them talking in tongues 130 00:07:30,390 --> 00:07:32,890 and chanting strange numbers. 131 00:07:33,230 --> 00:07:36,550 500,000, 600,000. 132 00:07:36,870 --> 00:07:40,930 And then I hear the chime of the temple bell. 133 00:07:41,580 --> 00:07:43,720 And smell a beautiful sweetness. 134 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:46,040 And are they up there now? 135 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,560 Yeah, I think they probably are. 136 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:50,500 Maybe you could have a word with them. 137 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:51,840 About what? 138 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:54,140 Ask them to keep the noise down for a while. 139 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:58,900 And I don't mind them living above me, but I don't want them coming down here. 140 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:04,520 Right. 141 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:06,400 Oh, hello. 142 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:26,350 Hello, is anyone here? 143 00:08:43,490 --> 00:08:44,490 Hello, 144 00:08:52,890 --> 00:08:54,550 Mr. Badger. Rough night? 145 00:08:58,410 --> 00:09:00,170 What's in here? All antique roadkill. 146 00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:04,170 Are you okay, Lily? 147 00:09:04,430 --> 00:09:05,690 Is there anybody there? 148 00:09:05,930 --> 00:09:07,050 No, I think we're all right. 149 00:09:12,750 --> 00:09:16,550 She asked me to go upstairs, and so I went upstairs. 150 00:09:17,230 --> 00:09:18,410 And was anyone there? 151 00:09:19,230 --> 00:09:20,230 No one living. 152 00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:21,990 No one, then. 153 00:09:22,410 --> 00:09:26,390 Harry. I stepped into that room and I felt the most almighty chill. 154 00:09:26,630 --> 00:09:29,450 There have been loads of research studies into this. When people visit a 155 00:09:29,450 --> 00:09:32,170 house that they believe to be haunted, they often report a sudden drop in 156 00:09:32,170 --> 00:09:33,370 temperature and icy chill. 157 00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:37,810 Because ghosts absorb heat when they're trying to manifest. 158 00:09:39,070 --> 00:09:42,330 Ghosts aren't real. What if I told you I'd seen one? Have you seen one? 159 00:09:43,610 --> 00:09:47,930 No, but I used to cut the hair of the next-door neighbour of the Enfield 160 00:09:47,930 --> 00:09:50,430 poltergeist and she told me their house was always freezing. 161 00:09:50,850 --> 00:09:52,430 There is no sudden drop in temperature. 162 00:09:52,830 --> 00:09:55,910 When we feel fear, we produce adrenaline as part of our fight-or-flight response, 163 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:58,150 and it's the adrenaline that makes you feel a bit shivery. 164 00:09:59,410 --> 00:10:00,410 Bit of a buzzkill, Chloe. 165 00:10:01,150 --> 00:10:02,670 Anyway, you'll have a chance to see for yourself. 166 00:10:02,910 --> 00:10:06,290 Why? She's asked us to dye her hair green for Halloween. 167 00:10:07,250 --> 00:10:08,250 Well, no one should do that. 168 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,900 Well, this is both more and less than I imagined. 169 00:10:22,260 --> 00:10:23,260 Hello, guys. 170 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,840 Cup of tea, coffee, Ovaltine? 171 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:27,760 Tea, please. 172 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:28,920 Hiya, ladies! 173 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:34,360 Wincy, this is a bit previous, isn't it? Well, I thought I'd give it a trial run, 174 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:35,259 you know. 175 00:10:35,260 --> 00:10:38,900 Yeah, this is holding up well, though, isn't it? Yes, defying the laws of 176 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:41,700 gravity. Not sure it will survive overnight, though. 177 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:43,940 How are you going to sleep upside down like a bat? 178 00:10:44,260 --> 00:10:47,800 Oh, well, I'll just pull an all-nighter. You look absolutely hideous, Wincy. 179 00:10:49,109 --> 00:10:50,610 Clary, stop it. 180 00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,690 See you later. Hello! 181 00:10:53,090 --> 00:10:56,210 Lily, Clary, do you want to join me? We can grab a few biscuits. 182 00:10:56,450 --> 00:10:57,450 No. 183 00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:02,430 Sorry? What? It's one biscuit per person. 184 00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:04,690 Crusted cream or fig roll. 185 00:11:05,890 --> 00:11:06,890 Them's the rules. 186 00:11:07,490 --> 00:11:12,170 Right, well, I suppose this is about law and order, so would you like to join me 187 00:11:12,170 --> 00:11:15,130 and we can all have... ..a biscuit? 188 00:11:20,699 --> 00:11:24,340 I've seen you down at your salon crimping and styling. 189 00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:26,040 Well, that certainly sounds like me. 190 00:11:26,660 --> 00:11:29,460 And how are you finding life in Blossomvale? Is it everything you hoped 191 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:30,299 and dreamed of? 192 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,440 Oh, no complaints. I love it. 193 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:35,300 Well, if you do get cold feet now, it's a very good time to sell. 194 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:39,880 And your salon does represent an excellent commercial slash residential 195 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:44,220 opportunity. Well, that's very reassuring slash not at all interesting 196 00:11:44,220 --> 00:11:45,240 because I'm very happy. 197 00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:46,540 I love it. 198 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:47,640 Ah. 199 00:11:49,380 --> 00:11:50,380 Venetia, darling. 200 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,800 I see you two have met. Venetia is an estate agent. 201 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:57,020 Yeah, I've got that. Yeah, and she's my maid of honour, so you two will be 202 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,040 spending a lot of time together. 203 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:01,280 Can't wait. See what I mean about the slightly limp hair? Yeah, bouncy blow. 204 00:12:01,460 --> 00:12:02,460 Yes, please. 205 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:05,800 I'm going to go grab a seat at the prime position. 206 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,300 Have you done something with your hair? 207 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:09,700 Yes. 208 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,520 I like it. 209 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:13,200 It's nice. 210 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,600 Really? 211 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:16,600 Yeah. 212 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:17,680 I'm coming round to it. 213 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:26,520 Everybody, thank you all so much for coming. Now, as you know, crime can be 214 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:31,840 devastating on people's lives and their mental health and on property prices. 215 00:12:32,260 --> 00:12:36,440 So it is my great honour to introduce to you the head of the local neighbourhood 216 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:39,060 watch, Mr Samuel Marigold. 217 00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:40,960 Hello. 218 00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:42,340 Good evening. 219 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:48,560 Recently, I proposed marriage to the girl of my dreams. 220 00:12:49,430 --> 00:12:50,430 Sophie. 221 00:12:50,990 --> 00:12:57,810 It was a magical moment. Until one man stole a ring that's been in my family 222 00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,530 for three generations. 223 00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:04,750 But it's not just about the value of the thing you've lost. 224 00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:08,610 Crime has a way of changing people. 225 00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:11,710 It seeps into your soul. 226 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,280 Sorry, love. Wrong house. Sorry. 227 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,480 Sorry. 228 00:13:53,340 --> 00:13:58,620 That's why Halloween seems such a bad idea this year. 229 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:02,400 But I will be setting up a task force. 230 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:09,810 Volunteers. in high-vis jackets with loudspeakers, enforcing discipline 231 00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:13,710 on the trick-or-treaters. Who would like to sign up? 232 00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:18,730 I would love to hold your loudspeaker. It's a yes. 233 00:14:19,210 --> 00:14:20,149 Right. 234 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,150 Sophie? 235 00:14:22,510 --> 00:14:24,490 Oh, sorry, I've got a food delivery. 236 00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:26,950 I've got to run. You were amazing. 237 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,930 Your speech was magnificent. 238 00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:30,370 I love you. 239 00:14:31,230 --> 00:14:32,750 I told you she was cursed. 240 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,120 Anyone else? 241 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:41,980 Mr Marigold, I really think it's brilliant that you're trying to help 242 00:14:41,980 --> 00:14:44,660 out, but we don't want to antagonise people. What's the alternative? 243 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,120 Oh, OK. 244 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:51,000 Well, we could do something that brings the community together. 245 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:55,260 So if we went trick-or-treating, you know, it would be done responsibly. 246 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:56,380 Right. 247 00:14:57,420 --> 00:15:01,160 We could just have a party. We could have a Halloween party. 248 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:07,060 We could have a hair and scare and scary hair party. I can open up the salon and 249 00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:08,800 I can help with hair and make-up. 250 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,440 Exhibit A. 251 00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,940 And we can all go trick-or-treating together. 252 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:17,920 And then after that, bats, cats, ghouls in hats, everyone onto the dance floor 253 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:18,739 for a disco. 254 00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:24,560 CHEERING So I think maybe we all need to take a breath. 255 00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:26,760 Would you like a cup of tea? Yes, please. 256 00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:32,290 Hey, Sammy, I hope you didn't feel that we were treading on your toes. 257 00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:34,230 No, not at all. 258 00:15:34,590 --> 00:15:36,890 To be honest, I think you saved me from myself. 259 00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:39,550 I've been getting a bit worked up lately. 260 00:15:40,010 --> 00:15:41,250 Well, it's understandable. 261 00:15:41,670 --> 00:15:45,490 Oh, Granny loves her haircut, by the way. Yeah? Yeah, I said you were a real 262 00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:48,590 artist. Like Salvador Dali with styling mousse. 263 00:15:49,390 --> 00:15:51,910 I'll take it. Hey, I did want to talk to you about something. 264 00:15:52,470 --> 00:15:54,710 Has she ever spoken to you about the people living upstairs? 265 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,330 Oh, yes. 266 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,040 Frequently. And? 267 00:15:58,420 --> 00:16:02,000 Oh, well, I've told her before. Only three people have a key to that house. 268 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,700 Me, Sophie and Moses. 269 00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:07,380 As for the people upstairs, well, they live in her imagination. 270 00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:10,920 Excuse me. 271 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:17,980 Hello. I wondered how I might acquire a riot shield. 272 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:20,640 Possibly two or three. 273 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:26,640 This is amazing. 274 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,140 Is this a Sparrowhawk? It is. 275 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:29,939 It is. 276 00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:34,920 It's life cut short by my ginger Tom Tiddles, who is now curled up on the 277 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:35,920 sofa. 278 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:42,640 Right. So, I'll just go and mix up my magic potion. Do you have to? 279 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:44,720 No. 280 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,020 Sorry if I misunderstood. 281 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,360 I thought we were going green today. 282 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:52,960 Well, the thing is, I don't want to shut my eyes. 283 00:16:53,710 --> 00:16:56,850 Because I'm terrified of what I might see when I open them again. 284 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,070 Oh, Mrs Marigold. 285 00:16:59,490 --> 00:17:00,870 They came back. 286 00:17:01,090 --> 00:17:05,270 It was a man and a woman. And they got into some kind of skirmish. 287 00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:09,430 She was screaming. Oh, she was screaming her head off. 288 00:17:09,910 --> 00:17:12,050 And I yelled at them to stop. 289 00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:16,770 And then there was the most terrifying silence. 290 00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:19,390 And did someone go upstairs to see? 291 00:17:19,890 --> 00:17:20,890 Moses. 292 00:17:21,150 --> 00:17:22,670 He said there was no one there. 293 00:17:24,780 --> 00:17:27,680 And then he took me out to the bingo and I won £50. 294 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,820 So it wasn't all bad. 295 00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:36,140 Well, it sounds as if whoever was up there is scarpered, so... What? 296 00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:39,100 Did you hear that? 297 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:40,420 Hear what? 298 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:41,840 The pinging noise. 299 00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:44,200 Oh, that's the temple bell. 300 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,300 They use that in their sacred rituals. 301 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:05,680 Have you got any large carnivores? 302 00:18:29,740 --> 00:18:32,320 Hey, old Pacino. Have you seen anything? 303 00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:34,610 No? Anyone else? Foxy music? 304 00:18:34,890 --> 00:18:35,890 Creepy kids? 305 00:18:36,570 --> 00:18:37,570 Fine. 306 00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:01,370 I've got you. 307 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,400 A nice cup of tea. 308 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,440 Here we go. 309 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:10,760 Thank you. 310 00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:11,780 That's all right. 311 00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:14,740 How are you doing? 312 00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:17,320 You never get used to seeing dead bodies. 313 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,820 Did you notice that he was all covered in dust? 314 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,500 Really? 315 00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:26,880 Black dust. It was like he'd been sprinkled with black pepper or 316 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,740 something. You're saying it's cannibalism? 317 00:19:29,840 --> 00:19:31,760 I don't actually know why I said that. 318 00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:36,480 Tell you what, though, I couldn't swear it, but he looked very like the guy who 319 00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:39,740 stole Sophie's engagement ring. Yeah, he was. And everything else that's gone 320 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:40,740 missing around here. 321 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:47,180 I think that this was his hiding place and then somebody found him and carried 322 00:19:47,180 --> 00:19:48,640 out some vigilante justice. 323 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:51,420 Right, 324 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:52,600 I'd better get back. 325 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,760 Right, here we are. 326 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,240 That's very hot. 327 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,100 All right. Leave it there. 328 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:05,100 You see? 329 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:09,560 I knew there was something going on in this house. And now they're making human 330 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:13,080 sacrifices. I'm sorry, Granny. I should have listened. 331 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:17,680 You know, it's ridiculous you living here in this great big house on your 332 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:21,340 own. Sophie always says you should downsize. 333 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:22,900 Oh, she does, does she? 334 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,560 Naughty little mare. 335 00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:27,620 She'd love to get her hands on my title deeds. 336 00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:29,360 What? I'm not moving. 337 00:20:30,220 --> 00:20:32,800 You can sell this place over my dead body. 338 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,280 Right. 339 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:36,640 Any news? 340 00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:37,780 Not really. 341 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,040 He's still dead. 342 00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:40,260 Right. 343 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,320 Hey, did you ever find out about that pinging noise? 344 00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:44,600 No, I didn't. 345 00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:48,000 And there is one more place I could look. 346 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,580 Hey, can you keep him talking? 347 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:55,820 Adam? 348 00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:57,420 Hello. Hey. 349 00:20:58,250 --> 00:21:02,910 How are you doing? Yeah, yeah, no, no, not bad. CSI, just... CSI? 350 00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:06,490 As in the American television franchise? 351 00:21:06,870 --> 00:21:08,350 Oh, yes, it's in the van. 352 00:21:09,330 --> 00:21:10,390 OK, hold on. 353 00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:13,410 Right. 354 00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:15,170 Yeah. 355 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,020 Moses! Moses! Flaming Moses! 356 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:02,280 What is this stuff? It's hairspray, it's mainly alcohol, the twisted vitamin B5. 357 00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:05,560 What are you doing here? What are you doing screwing yourself way up in the 358 00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:09,660 eaves? I've been living here for six weeks, ever since they put the rent up 359 00:22:09,660 --> 00:22:10,639 on my last place. 360 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,800 It was either here or underneath the railway arches. 361 00:22:13,360 --> 00:22:14,920 Oh, fair enough. 362 00:22:16,740 --> 00:22:19,300 Microwave. Your ping gave you away. 363 00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:21,760 Oh, I was heating up my sticky toffee pudding. 364 00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:25,600 I am a sticky toffee pudding seeking missile. 365 00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:27,660 Please, come in. Yeah. 366 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:31,020 Sticky toffee pudding's got me through many a long, dark night of the soul. 367 00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,440 Me too. 368 00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:37,640 I hate to break it to you, Moses, but I do not think Mrs Marigold's family are 369 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:38,900 going to be best pleased that you're here. 370 00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:43,080 Mrs Marigold's family do not even take proper care of her, but I am able to 371 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,180 watch over her all through the night. 372 00:22:45,380 --> 00:22:46,620 How do you do that exactly? 373 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,000 I have a baby monitor. 374 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:49,960 Oh. 375 00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:57,000 between a coroner and a pathologist. That's my girl. So hang on. 376 00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:59,460 You've been here six weeks, you say? 377 00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:06,340 Yes. And in that time, have you seen or heard anything out of the ordinary? 378 00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:08,560 No, why? What's happened? 379 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:13,960 Someone's been murdered, Moses, and their body has been stashed in the deep. 380 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,840 freeze in the taxidermy room. 381 00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:17,720 No, no, no, I know nothing of this. What happened? Who was it? 382 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:19,920 I don't know. Have you heard anything? Not even on that? 383 00:23:20,140 --> 00:23:25,880 No, I work 35 hour weeks, do a lot of community activities and also take Mrs. 384 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,080 Marigold to bingo. 385 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,220 I think you're going to have to speak to the police, Moses. They need to know who 386 00:23:30,220 --> 00:23:33,380 was living in the house. Are the police here now? Yes, downstairs. 387 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:35,120 I'll take you down. 388 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:40,460 Wait, the hatch in the door is a little tricky to open and I wouldn't want you 389 00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:41,460 to hurt yourself. 390 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:43,459 Thank you, Moses. 391 00:23:43,460 --> 00:23:45,200 Chivalry's not dead. Of course not. 392 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:48,720 Moses! 393 00:23:49,380 --> 00:23:50,800 Moses, you ratbag! 394 00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:54,980 Oh, Moses, you dunderhead! Don't run away! 395 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,680 They'll think it's you! 396 00:24:17,070 --> 00:24:18,590 All right, Clary. Do you want something? 397 00:24:18,970 --> 00:24:21,750 I would like some answers, please. Can I speak to Venetia? 398 00:24:24,010 --> 00:24:25,370 Can I speak to Venetia, please? 399 00:24:25,650 --> 00:24:27,530 Did somebody say my name? 400 00:24:28,470 --> 00:24:29,970 Thank you. 401 00:24:30,190 --> 00:24:31,190 You're welcome. 402 00:24:31,830 --> 00:24:32,830 Hello. 403 00:24:33,490 --> 00:24:36,470 I'm just a bit surprised to see a picture of Mrs Marigold's house in your 404 00:24:36,470 --> 00:24:38,770 window. Oh, don't be surprised. 405 00:24:39,090 --> 00:24:41,670 We often put pictures of houses in our windows. 406 00:24:42,350 --> 00:24:46,560 Yes. It's just that she said that she would never ever move and they would 407 00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,600 sell that house over her dead body. Oh, I know. 408 00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:53,040 Old people can be so stuck in their way sometimes, can't they? 409 00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:55,500 Bless their little mobility scooters. 410 00:24:56,180 --> 00:24:58,340 I think you're selling her house when she doesn't want it sold. 411 00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:06,440 I see the dilemma. Well, we haven't actually drawn up contracts, but we 412 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:10,360 often put houses on our list just to test the market. 413 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:13,820 And if someone makes an offer? 414 00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:16,820 Then I shall have to pay Mrs. Marigold a visit. 415 00:25:17,740 --> 00:25:19,880 I can be very persuasive. 416 00:25:25,540 --> 00:25:31,740 I mean, that is outrageous. I know. 417 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,740 Thanks for coming. We'll see you next time. 418 00:25:33,980 --> 00:25:34,980 Thanks very much. 419 00:25:35,340 --> 00:25:36,720 I think they're trying to force her out. 420 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,220 I know she can't get upstairs and the place looks like Beatrix Potter's 421 00:25:40,220 --> 00:25:42,740 garage, but it is her decision to make. 422 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:48,660 Have you got a minute? Because I have just made the most marvellous wedding 423 00:25:48,660 --> 00:25:49,660 mood board. 424 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:54,180 Lily? Sorry, my mind was on something else. 425 00:25:54,540 --> 00:25:57,100 Oh, not that awful incident at Sammy's grandmother's house. 426 00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:01,600 No, I was actually thinking about those voices that she heard. 427 00:26:02,450 --> 00:26:04,050 You know, I'm counting the strange numbers. 428 00:26:04,390 --> 00:26:08,770 500,000, 600,000. That was you and Venetia, wasn't it? 429 00:26:09,290 --> 00:26:11,630 Discussing how much you'd get for the place. OK, we may have had the odd 430 00:26:11,630 --> 00:26:14,050 teamwork, but just run a few numbers up the flagpole. 431 00:26:14,250 --> 00:26:15,250 But it's not your house. 432 00:26:15,430 --> 00:26:18,970 Yes, but Sammy lives in his parents' old place, which is literally falling apart. 433 00:26:19,510 --> 00:26:20,510 It's full of holes. 434 00:26:20,750 --> 00:26:22,090 It's never even had central heating. 435 00:26:22,370 --> 00:26:24,990 And she lives in something resembling a hammer house of horrors. 436 00:26:25,650 --> 00:26:28,410 Now, you see, if they both sold up, we could all buy something lovely. 437 00:26:28,690 --> 00:26:29,690 With a granny flat. 438 00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:32,900 Yeah, but she doesn't want to sell. Yes, but she's going to have to stop being so 439 00:26:32,900 --> 00:26:34,240 stubborn and give me what I want. 440 00:26:35,380 --> 00:26:39,420 You know, I want to be warm and safe and live somewhere that doesn't have 441 00:26:39,420 --> 00:26:40,760 silverfish scuttling up the walls. 442 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,240 Is that really too much to ask? 443 00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:52,480 Sammy has great news, isn't it? 444 00:26:52,860 --> 00:26:55,700 Let the police recover all that stolen property. Including your grandmother's 445 00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:59,000 ring. I know, I know. I might propose all over again. 446 00:27:01,980 --> 00:27:05,860 Oh, look at that dinky little street lamp. 447 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,280 Oh, no, it's been smashed. 448 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,540 Who would do something like that? No, I have no idea. 449 00:27:12,820 --> 00:27:14,300 And it's Sammy's house as well. No! 450 00:27:14,540 --> 00:27:17,840 Yeah, I've been trying to get him to fix the lamp for ages, but he won't do 451 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:18,840 anything about it. 452 00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:20,860 It's very sexy, but completely useless. 453 00:27:21,630 --> 00:27:22,970 Well, I suppose that's the right way around. 454 00:27:25,710 --> 00:27:26,710 Sorry, 455 00:27:27,170 --> 00:27:28,170 everyone. 456 00:27:28,330 --> 00:27:31,090 It's my grandmother's house. I don't think she'll want to be bothered. Are 457 00:27:31,090 --> 00:27:32,330 you sure about that? 458 00:27:32,790 --> 00:27:35,630 House is giving off some pretty solid trick-or-treat-me vibes. 459 00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:38,430 Well, at least we know what she did with her bingo winnings. It's got a giant 460 00:27:38,430 --> 00:27:39,430 witch on it. 461 00:27:39,690 --> 00:27:40,690 Super creepy. 462 00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:53,240 Oh, children, who wants to chew on one of my chocolate fingers, chopped 463 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:59,980 from the hand of the man they found dead in my freezer? 464 00:28:06,580 --> 00:28:09,140 Is she OK? 465 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,660 Mrs Marygold. 466 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,820 Hello? Out of the way, please, move! 467 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:18,400 Moose, did you come back? 468 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,640 Dear lady, I have never been away. I have been washing over your house, 469 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,140 keeping an eye on everyone who comes and goes. 470 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,480 Please, wait. 471 00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:26,860 You can arrest me in one minute. I must attend to Mrs Marygold. 472 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,620 OK, yeah, OK, OK. 473 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,200 Lily. 474 00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:32,300 Clary, phone an ambulance. 475 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:34,240 Dracula, go and get a chair. 476 00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:36,540 And Zombie, a glass of water, please. 477 00:28:36,940 --> 00:28:37,940 I have your angina spray. 478 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:39,880 Pop them wide. 479 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:42,760 Now close. 480 00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,300 Moses, you're an angel. 481 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:47,980 I would not go that far. 482 00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:49,700 But I am not a murderer. 483 00:28:50,780 --> 00:28:52,820 Though someone amongst you definitely is. 484 00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,900 So everyone, please, be careful. 485 00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:57,280 And happy Halloween. 486 00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,280 Take your time. 487 00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,360 Moses, have a word. 488 00:29:02,100 --> 00:29:03,100 Just this way. 489 00:29:04,880 --> 00:29:05,880 Moses. 490 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,760 Mrs. Marigold, you get some rest now. 491 00:29:14,979 --> 00:29:17,000 Okay, now we know it wasn't Moses. 492 00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:19,740 How do we know that? 493 00:29:20,540 --> 00:29:21,680 Because he came back. 494 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,920 I mean, I know he ran away to start with, but he's on a temporary work visa. 495 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:26,240 He's terrified of getting into trouble. 496 00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:28,180 Okay. 497 00:29:28,980 --> 00:29:31,480 So, was it Sammy? 498 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,640 Mr. Law and Order turned vigilante. 499 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:37,240 Possibly. 500 00:29:37,480 --> 00:29:39,760 Or Sophie. 501 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,500 Who won't rest until she has her own house. 502 00:29:45,430 --> 00:29:46,430 Darlings. 503 00:29:47,150 --> 00:29:49,070 Oh, you two. 504 00:29:50,690 --> 00:29:52,270 What have you come as? 505 00:29:53,310 --> 00:29:54,770 You look marvellous. 506 00:29:55,330 --> 00:29:57,130 Really? Sammy, darling. 507 00:29:57,530 --> 00:29:58,530 Sammy, darling. 508 00:29:58,990 --> 00:29:59,990 Now, 509 00:30:00,390 --> 00:30:02,190 how is the grand old lady? 510 00:30:02,650 --> 00:30:07,290 Well, you know, Gran, she always pulls through. I think we could all do with 511 00:30:07,290 --> 00:30:08,670 some liquid refreshment. 512 00:30:16,310 --> 00:30:17,310 Kettle on. 513 00:30:20,270 --> 00:30:21,750 I need an app. 514 00:30:23,710 --> 00:30:28,570 Do you want a hand? 515 00:30:30,390 --> 00:30:33,130 You just, I think you just, just put it on the hob. 516 00:30:33,730 --> 00:30:34,730 Like that. 517 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:39,550 And then just turn that on. 518 00:30:40,770 --> 00:30:41,770 Oh. 519 00:30:42,730 --> 00:30:43,730 It's one of those. 520 00:30:44,940 --> 00:30:46,120 A bit before my time. 521 00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:50,260 Hey, I really like your earrings. 522 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:53,560 Oh, thank you. A little man in Marrakesh runs them out for me. 523 00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:56,600 I found one very similar to that just the other day. 524 00:30:56,980 --> 00:30:57,980 Did you? 525 00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,060 Well, I lost one. Where did you find it? Here. 526 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,940 Upstairs. Yeah, I found it the day I found the body in the freezer. 527 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,740 Mrs Marigold said she heard a woman scream. 528 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:10,600 And then silence. 529 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:13,680 That was you, wasn't it? 530 00:31:16,410 --> 00:31:20,090 God, you really are a clever little crimper. 531 00:31:20,850 --> 00:31:23,750 I knew I'd get caught eventually. 532 00:31:24,010 --> 00:31:28,950 Look, it's not something that I normally do. It's just, maybe it's this house. 533 00:31:29,430 --> 00:31:31,070 All the stuffed animals. 534 00:31:32,070 --> 00:31:34,370 Turns me into a bit of an animal. 535 00:31:35,210 --> 00:31:39,310 Yeah, well, we all do things, don't we, when we feel under threat. 536 00:31:39,850 --> 00:31:42,470 I'll come with you and I'll talk to the police. The police? I don't want them to 537 00:31:42,470 --> 00:31:44,290 know. I've got a reputation to maintain. 538 00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:46,250 I'm sorry, what do you think you did? Sorry? 539 00:31:46,850 --> 00:31:50,490 What? Listen, you know the young man who's been working for my company? 540 00:31:50,730 --> 00:31:51,730 Yeah. Work experience. 541 00:31:52,310 --> 00:31:57,750 We have been getting on rather well and my job has been to mentor him. 542 00:31:58,590 --> 00:32:04,370 It's just that recently I've started mentoring his brains out. 543 00:32:05,250 --> 00:32:06,250 Oh. 544 00:32:06,459 --> 00:32:07,940 Oh, I see. 545 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:12,280 I mean, you see, he lives with his dad and I live with mother, so there isn't 546 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:15,180 really one of us to go to get to know each other better. 547 00:32:15,860 --> 00:32:19,340 Except a state agent. 548 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:22,720 I do have rather a lot of keys. 549 00:32:23,580 --> 00:32:27,780 I just must have got the dates wrong because I thought it was her bingo day 550 00:32:27,780 --> 00:32:31,360 and we were upstairs courting, noodling. 551 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,200 Hey, did you just see a woman screaming? 552 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:42,600 Yes, it was me! 553 00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:49,300 I know it was really unprofessional, but it just felt so good. 554 00:32:50,860 --> 00:32:53,440 OK, but did you see or hear anything suspicious? 555 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,180 No, I was not concentrating. 556 00:32:56,540 --> 00:32:59,740 We just popped on our clothes and pegged it out the back door. You won't tell 557 00:32:59,740 --> 00:33:00,740 anyone, will you? 558 00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:03,460 I'll say no, but I'll be honest, I know myself. 559 00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:05,740 I think I probably will. 560 00:33:06,770 --> 00:33:07,790 But I'll change the names. 561 00:33:11,470 --> 00:33:13,010 Can't believe no one's guessed who we are. 562 00:33:14,190 --> 00:33:16,350 So, you don't think it was her, then? 563 00:33:16,690 --> 00:33:22,190 No. I mean, she's done a lot of things, but not murder. 564 00:33:22,930 --> 00:33:23,930 It's so frustrating. 565 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:27,410 Every time you think you're getting close to it, the rug gets pulled out 566 00:33:27,410 --> 00:33:28,410 from under you. 567 00:33:29,090 --> 00:33:30,090 Rug? 568 00:33:31,070 --> 00:33:33,110 Yeah, it's a figure of speech. No, I know what it is. 569 00:33:33,410 --> 00:33:34,850 When I found the body... 570 00:33:35,340 --> 00:33:39,440 There was this manky old rug in front of the freezer, and it definitely wasn't 571 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:40,440 there the time before. 572 00:33:40,900 --> 00:33:42,040 Are you sure? Positive. 573 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,860 Because when I was going home from work the other day, I saw two people carrying 574 00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:48,860 a rolled-up rug. 575 00:33:48,980 --> 00:33:49,980 What did they look like? 576 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:51,160 A mummy and a werewolf. 577 00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,460 Hello! Would you like a hand? 578 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,040 Suit yourselves. 579 00:33:58,060 --> 00:33:59,380 I thought it was something for Halloween. 580 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,140 Clary? Yeah? 581 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:03,200 Go and get Adam. 582 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,440 Yeah. 583 00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:06,720 Tell him he might need backup. 584 00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,360 Oh. 585 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:14,719 What happened to Venetia? 586 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,199 Oh, she's gone to do some human resources troubleshooting. 587 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,360 Right. 588 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:25,739 Colonel Worley? Oh, no, I don't eat sugar. How about you? Oh, no, I couldn't 589 00:34:25,739 --> 00:34:29,239 eat. Right, no, well, it's been a very intense few days, hasn't it? 590 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:30,520 Mm. 591 00:34:30,580 --> 00:34:34,260 Yeah, it feels like a month since you got down on one knee. One of the 592 00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:35,679 happiest moments of my life. 593 00:34:36,820 --> 00:34:38,659 It's funny how things can change. 594 00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:44,340 Yeah, at the Halloween action meeting, you said that crime changes people. 595 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:46,300 What did you mean by that? 596 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,060 Um... Lily, love, it's been a very long day. 597 00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:51,840 Can we just sit in a moment of peace? 598 00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:53,239 No, no, it's all right. 599 00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:58,720 It's just that crime, it makes you harder, more on edge. 600 00:35:00,069 --> 00:35:01,069 More suspicious. 601 00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:03,470 That is exactly what's been puzzling me. 602 00:35:04,050 --> 00:35:07,370 Yeah, because at the meeting, you suddenly said that you had to go. 603 00:35:07,690 --> 00:35:09,150 Sorry, I've got a food delivery. 604 00:35:09,890 --> 00:35:11,510 I've got to run. I love you. 605 00:35:12,550 --> 00:35:17,030 I was just thinking, well, if that was me, I would never leave at just that 606 00:35:17,030 --> 00:35:18,990 moment. Not just to get me shopping. 607 00:35:19,810 --> 00:35:22,470 So, where did I go then? 608 00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:24,330 Drive-by shooting? 609 00:35:24,810 --> 00:35:25,810 Bank robbery? 610 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:33,440 If I were going to guess, I would say that this wedding is keeping you going, 611 00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:37,620 isn't it? And that man has cast a terrible shadow over it. It must have 612 00:35:37,620 --> 00:35:40,760 been so upsetting for you to think he was still out and about. 613 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:45,740 So I'd guess that you laid a trap. 614 00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:48,339 You all right? 615 00:35:48,340 --> 00:35:49,340 No, I'm fine. 616 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,140 I'll get you some water. No, don't you dare leave me. 617 00:35:53,660 --> 00:35:55,160 You sure you don't want a boiled sweet? 618 00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:56,360 No. 619 00:35:56,810 --> 00:36:00,310 So you knew that half of Blossomvale were going to be at the meeting and he 620 00:36:00,310 --> 00:36:03,810 would be out and about looking for easy pickings. But how did you lure him to 621 00:36:03,810 --> 00:36:04,850 your house in particular? 622 00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:08,750 I think it's to do with that smashed lamp. 623 00:36:10,490 --> 00:36:11,490 Stop. 624 00:36:12,450 --> 00:36:13,450 Come on, Sammy. 625 00:36:14,110 --> 00:36:15,110 Game's up. 626 00:36:19,850 --> 00:36:21,090 Well, I mean... 627 00:36:22,090 --> 00:36:27,170 As you know, I run the Neighbourhood Watch scheme, telling people how not to 628 00:36:27,170 --> 00:36:28,170 be burgled. 629 00:36:28,450 --> 00:36:33,670 Always make sure your front door is well lit. Never leave a key under a 630 00:36:33,670 --> 00:36:40,030 flowerpot. And I came to think, well, what if I wanted to be burgled? 631 00:36:40,430 --> 00:36:41,730 I'd just do the opposite. 632 00:36:44,950 --> 00:36:47,310 So I smashed that street lamp. 633 00:36:50,380 --> 00:36:55,120 Knowing that the darkness would lure our sticky-fingered friend to his fate. 634 00:36:58,300 --> 00:37:04,920 And what was that fate? 635 00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:07,220 Adam said he was covered in black dust. 636 00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:12,240 You said that Sammy's house didn't have any central heating and it was full of 637 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:13,240 holes. 638 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:18,820 I think he stepped into one of our... 639 00:37:22,220 --> 00:37:25,120 And fell down, down, down. 640 00:37:25,620 --> 00:37:26,840 Inter, did you have a call, Sally? 641 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,160 Maybe he did. 642 00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:31,080 It's a shame he didn't carry on falling all the way to hell. 643 00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:33,100 He'd have got more sympathy in hell. 644 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:35,240 But, guys, what was the plan? 645 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,720 What were you going to do? You going to call the police? 646 00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:41,500 Were you just going to give him a talking to? I just wanted him to 647 00:37:41,500 --> 00:37:42,500 understand. 648 00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:44,680 To know how much pain he caused us. 649 00:37:46,820 --> 00:37:47,820 Oh, God! 650 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,000 Hi, there. 651 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:51,400 Please. 652 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:52,800 You need to get me an ambulance. 653 00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:54,120 Oh, I don't need to do anything. 654 00:37:54,580 --> 00:37:55,580 Please, I'm in agony. 655 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:57,720 Yeah. Wait, no. 656 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:01,800 Please. 657 00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:08,060 I guess I could help you, but unfortunately, I don't want to. 658 00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:10,780 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 659 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:12,840 You're still right there. 660 00:38:14,780 --> 00:38:15,780 Please. 661 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,360 I'm in so much pain. 662 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,720 Please. Well, then you know what it feels like to be me. 663 00:38:21,759 --> 00:38:23,600 The guy who was never picked at the school disco. 664 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:24,880 I had no friends. 665 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,980 People used to tease me because my hands were so big. 666 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:30,180 And then one day I met someone wonderful. 667 00:38:30,980 --> 00:38:33,140 And for the first time in my life, I was happy. 668 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:36,960 But that ring you stole, he was holding it because he just asked me to marry 669 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:38,420 him. Poor bloke. 670 00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:41,680 He must have his head examined. 671 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:45,960 Sorry, 672 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:49,740 sorry, I just... I'm just feeling a little faint. 673 00:38:54,759 --> 00:38:56,760 So now you've got the problem of the body. 674 00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:01,700 Now, I've seen a few of those and I know they go off quite quickly. 675 00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:04,840 Go to the left, go to the left. But look at me. 676 00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:10,460 You've got access to a deep freeze and a handy rug to carry him in. 677 00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:24,600 I'm no man's judge. 678 00:39:24,980 --> 00:39:28,780 We've all dreamed of taking the law into our own hands, but you're never going to 679 00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:29,940 get away with it. What? 680 00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:31,960 Why not? 681 00:39:31,980 --> 00:39:32,980 Oh, come on. 682 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,820 The police are going to look at the door cam footage. 683 00:39:36,180 --> 00:39:39,520 Then they're going to examine the rug and the body for DNA. Yours is going to 684 00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:40,520 be all over them. 685 00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,420 It just would be so much better if you went to them. 686 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,040 I know. 687 00:39:47,580 --> 00:39:48,580 I'll go quietly. 688 00:39:50,340 --> 00:39:51,540 It was all my idea. 689 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:57,240 I dragged Sophie into it and she begged me not to, but it's all my fault. What 690 00:39:57,240 --> 00:39:58,240 are you talking about? 691 00:39:58,960 --> 00:39:59,980 No, it was all me. 692 00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:04,480 You just said we should shove him in the cellar and get the police. It was my 693 00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,680 idea to put an end to him. 694 00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:07,520 Please, Sophie. 695 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:10,180 You don't have to take all the blame. 696 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,940 We did this together. 697 00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:14,820 Yes, I know, but one of us has got to go to prison. 698 00:40:15,740 --> 00:40:19,020 If we both go, we might never see each other again. 699 00:40:19,790 --> 00:40:20,769 I see. 700 00:40:20,770 --> 00:40:24,970 But if it's just me, well, you can come and visit me every day. 701 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:28,830 And if I get a sympathetic governor, well, you can even get married in 702 00:40:28,830 --> 00:40:30,650 prison. Wouldn't that be wonderful? 703 00:40:31,730 --> 00:40:32,730 No. 704 00:40:33,830 --> 00:40:37,550 I mean, you can't still think we're really getting married. 705 00:40:38,050 --> 00:40:40,150 Well, why wouldn't I? You asked me and I said yes. 706 00:40:40,490 --> 00:40:42,830 Yes, I do still love you. 707 00:40:43,650 --> 00:40:47,230 But it's really taken a shine off it. 708 00:40:47,470 --> 00:40:48,470 What? 709 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:50,340 I just batted a man's brains out. 710 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:51,640 For you. 711 00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:55,140 OK. No, I will be walking up that aisle. No, no, no, let me see. 712 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,520 Sophie, get off him. 713 00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:58,260 No, no, no, don't leave me. 714 00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:02,020 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 715 00:41:03,620 --> 00:41:08,900 Sophie Sweetly, I'm arresting you on suspicion of murder. 716 00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:31,640 Mrs. Marigold. 717 00:41:31,980 --> 00:41:32,980 Mrs. 718 00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:40,360 Marigold. I got my chariot back. 719 00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:42,820 Nothing can stop me now. 720 00:41:43,060 --> 00:41:47,500 Great. Mrs. Marigold, I do not mind you driving on the road, but please, stick 721 00:41:47,500 --> 00:41:48,500 to the left-hand side. 722 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:50,320 Spoilsport. 723 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:52,740 It's lovely to see you. 724 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,400 Why don't you come into the warm? 725 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,140 Oh, yes, please. 726 00:41:56,400 --> 00:41:57,400 So, 727 00:41:58,910 --> 00:42:00,010 This is salon. 728 00:42:00,530 --> 00:42:02,290 Oh, I love this. 729 00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:04,010 Oh, this is lovely. 730 00:42:04,230 --> 00:42:07,170 Now am I pleased to see you because I went past your house this morning and 731 00:42:07,170 --> 00:42:08,190 there was a for sale sign. 732 00:42:08,430 --> 00:42:12,650 Well, I had to say it because I never liked her. But Sophie was right about 733 00:42:12,650 --> 00:42:13,569 one thing. 734 00:42:13,570 --> 00:42:15,510 That house was way too big for me. 735 00:42:15,830 --> 00:42:21,450 So I am moving into a bijou bungalow with Moses. 736 00:42:21,990 --> 00:42:22,848 Oh, really? 737 00:42:22,850 --> 00:42:26,470 I have thought about it long and hard. But if we stick to a set of house rules, 738 00:42:26,630 --> 00:42:27,930 we'll be able to get along. 739 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,900 So, could you take all this stuff out of my hair, because I don't want to give 740 00:42:33,900 --> 00:42:34,759 him nightmares. 741 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:35,760 Yes. Oh. 742 00:42:36,460 --> 00:42:37,540 Let me take your coat. 743 00:42:38,420 --> 00:42:41,300 Might take some time, though. Well, sure, I'm in no hurry. 744 00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:43,040 Let's get that music up. 745 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:50,020 I know you're gone But my heart keeps holding on Oh, 746 00:42:50,020 --> 00:42:51,560 there we go. 747 00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:54,800 To the love that once was mine 748 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:05,140 You get used to it. 749 00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:06,760 Very good.